Hot shmott !!

You call THIS hot?!! C'mon, Dubai, you can do better than this !

For months you people have been kvetching about....uh, er...let me rephrase that....you people have been complaining about how hot it's GONNA get. Just you wait, Bob, this is nothing. Wait 'til June, blah bah blah.

OK OK. It's June already. So....

101 in the shade? Pffft. That's a July day at the Times Square subway station. Fuhgeddaboutit, Sheikh. You want hot? How about crossing 5th avenue on a 97 degree day when your shoes still leave an indentation on the street after you've crossed the intersection? Now, that's hot.

Guys, I came here to fry, not glow ! Give me a holler when it gets to 110, would ya?

Thanks.