Sunday, December 27, 2009

We're gonna get those bastards.....

They'll pay for this !

We'll do what we must. Did we say 30,000 extra troops in Afghanistan? I meant 60 and let's double our special ops forces in Pakistan. We know they're there somewhere. We'll find 'em and blow 'em to kingdom come ! We'll teach 'em a thing or two about no-fly rules---by the time we're through, it'll be a no-gnat zone!

Wait a minute !! Not Afghanistan, did you say? What? It's Yemen? Crap ! OK boys, scratch that last plan. Get me a map! Where the hell is Yemen, anyway? Oh, yeah? Right across from where? Somalia?? Oh perfect. We really kicked butt in Somalia last time we sent in the Marines. Should be a cakewalk.

Nigeria? Whaaahh?! Now what? Su-who? Oy gevahlt.

Hillarrrrrryyyyy !

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